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    Posted: 06 Sep 2020 08:39 AM PDT

    The Great Explorer

    Posted: 06 Sep 2020 01:17 AM PDT

    The Great Explorer

    "Mother, tell me again about Great-Great-Grandfather."

    "About thirty years before I was born, a wise Sultan made him Mali's first and only Explorer. He explored the Atlantic, and the Americas. He's the reason we live in Mexico."

    "And then?"

    "He mapped the coast of Asia, discovered Australia, and explored the Pacific."

    "And then?"

    "He led our fleets into battle in a number of wars."

    "And then?"

    "He became the first man to circumnavigate the globe!"

    "Wow! That must have brought Mali a lot of international prestige!"

    "Not really, we were already pretty much maxed out."

    "Oh. And what happened to him in the end? Was he slain by angry natives? Did he return to Africa to enjoy a happy retirement?"

    "Neither. He's currently exploring the Arctic circle, since he's already been everywhere else. He says he wants to discover the Northwest passage before he turns 93."

    \"This Russia place looks uninhabitable. Let's see if Canada's any better.\"

    "What keeps him going?"

    "He says he wants to make sure the history books remember him as one of the greatest men of our age..."

    What a disgrace. He really let us all down, dropping dead like that...

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    200 IQ burgers asking my unreformed american nation to have colonial nation

    Posted: 06 Sep 2020 03:57 AM PDT

    I think Italy really like their cardinals...

    Posted: 05 Sep 2020 05:31 PM PDT

    Wakka Wakka Wakka....

    Posted: 06 Sep 2020 03:56 AM PDT

    I had nothing to do with this...

    Posted: 06 Sep 2020 04:46 AM PDT

    A Hero's Welcome!

    Posted: 05 Sep 2020 06:43 PM PDT

    Well, WW1 came early this time

    Posted: 06 Sep 2020 11:02 AM PDT

    Oh how the turntables...

    Posted: 05 Sep 2020 07:57 PM PDT

    Kristöfer Kölumbus

    Posted: 06 Sep 2020 12:33 AM PDT

    U got this mate

    Posted: 06 Sep 2020 06:29 AM PDT

    What do the Fox say?

    Posted: 06 Sep 2020 02:29 AM PDT

    French France

    Posted: 06 Sep 2020 12:55 AM PDT

    Byzantium anno 1626 before an imminent catastrophic setback (Hard Ironman)

    Posted: 06 Sep 2020 08:24 AM PDT

    Is it possible to pull off a WC at this stage?

    Posted: 06 Sep 2020 03:10 AM PDT

    EZ strats for The Knights/On the Rhodes Again achievements

    Posted: 06 Sep 2020 07:45 AM PDT

    Now this is annoying

    Posted: 06 Sep 2020 07:29 AM PDT

    This is getting out of hand, now there are five of them!

    Posted: 05 Sep 2020 06:51 PM PDT

    Australia : Birthplace of Instituitions

    Posted: 06 Sep 2020 12:32 PM PDT

    Gotland got land.

    Posted: 05 Sep 2020 08:00 PM PDT

    Czechochechnyoslovenoslovakia

    Posted: 05 Sep 2020 03:22 PM PDT

    Obligatory "i heard you like name placements" here

    Posted: 06 Sep 2020 10:19 AM PDT

    I hate the buy indulgences with passion

    Posted: 06 Sep 2020 08:50 AM PDT

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